01/06/2025 ***************************************************** "Oh You Beautiful Doll" - Varsity 8093, Stan Fritts Korn Kobblers - Varsity 8093 (10/1939) I read somewhere that the Monday back to work after the holidays is one of the most depressing days of the year. So I thought everybody could use a little silliness :-) ***************************************************** A buddy of mine just got one of those new, life size, AI (Artificial Intelligent) sex dolls named "Roberta". He told me Roberta almost killed him. Holding him prisoner, it relentlessly forced him to do things he'd never even heard of before. On and on and on - never stopping. After about a week, the neighbors heard his feeble whimpers, begging for help and called an ambulance. He just got out of the hospital, he's okay now. The company that made Roberta told him there was a bug in the doll's program and downloaded an updated version into it for him. Now, he said, it just lies there and doesn't move. I guess that is more "realistic". Anyway, he keeps asking me if I know anyway to reload the original program ... :-) I don't, but I have to admit, she is kind of cute ... :-) ***************************************************** Stay Jazzed! --Tom Swezey ...