Bananas

Oh boy! I just had a hole load of fun, and I've just got to share it with somebody.

Today, while browsing the newsgroups I saw an item on ass-stuffing with bananas. Now, fisting is really my main scene (hence my name here...) but that kind of naturally leads to an interest in enemas, ass-stuffing, and all kinds of other butt-play.

So that item on bananas really stuck in my mind, you know? Around about lunchtime I realized that I really had to take a shit, but I held it. I was just in a mood where having my ass full felt really good. I held it all afternoon. As time passed the fullness just kept making me more and more aware of my asshole.

Finally, 5pm came. I tore out of work like a bat out of hell. On my way home I stopped and got myself four big green bananas. I got home and finally let myself lose that load of shit. That felt real good. I draped my bed, set out some KY, paper towels, and the fruit.

The bananas weren't as green as I would have liked, so I decided to get my hole ready with one of my smaller dildoes. (that's about 9x2" for me --- you'd be astonished at the size of my big ones!) Responding to it's old pink friend, my asshole popped right open.

I peeled the first banana, lubed it up, and slid it in. That felt kind of cool - literally. The chief sensation was the slight coolness of the rod inside me. It seemed to be hanging around right at the entrance to my hole though, so I decided that a good long stroke with the dildoe was in order. Now that was different. I can't say how many times I've planted that particular dildo up my hole, but this was new. I could feel the dildo mushing the banana out of the way as I drove it in.

Next banana. That went in pretty easy too. Now I was starting to feel a little full. I used the dildo to push it in all the way too, and I nearly came as I felt my guts expand with the rubber rod and the two mushy bananas. Even after I took the dildo out my prostate and dick kept on throbbing. I knew from experience though that this would pass if I gave it a little time.

I walked over to my VCR and loaded a tape. Getting vertical brought a whole new wave of sensations as the mass in my gut shifted around. I had flashes of being forced to do calisthenics in this state...

I watched the video for a little while, until I could think about something besides how full my ass was. I lubed up the third banana and, looking at it, got an intense hard on. Clearly my cock was enjoying this new game.

The third one broke as I got it about halfway in. In frustration, I crammed the last half of it in, turning it to instant mush as I did so. I felt the banana-slime drooling down my ass and smiled. My hands were a mess, so there was no turning back now. Lustily, I grabbed the fourth banana (regretting that I hadn't bought more), squeezed some lube onto it. This one started to disintegrate as soon as I had it about a third of the way in, but I didn't let that stop me, I just kept cramming it in. It felt far too good to stop.

Now my ass was really full. My cock was twitching all over the place and I could feel the blood pounding in my prostate. I didn't want to come yet though, so I laid back And took a few deep breaths, just grooving on how good it felt.

On the one hand, it was kind of like having a fist up there, 'cause my ass was really full, but it was different because my ass-ring wasn't getting stretched at all, just my guts. It was a little like having a big load of water up there too, but it wasn't quite like that either, since the I could feel that the mass in my guts was hard.

Finally, I thought it was safe to go ahead, so I started to jack my cock a little. Whew, that felt wonderful. To an anal-intensive like me, there's little finer than having your guts stuffed while your cock gets attention too...

Then I had an idea, I wanted another banana, but none were at hand and I was in no shape to got to the store and get another, but the dildo was right there. I grabbed the little beast and put it to the lips of my butt.

Slowly, I slid the thing in. Weeeehaaa! With each inch I slid the rod in I felt the bananas getting mashed and rearranged and my guts getting fuller and fuller. Now, I got a real surprise as the dildo slid in all the way, a good two inches beyond where it normally stops! It slid right on into the second sphincter! I guess bananas are good lube too!

I sat up, putting my weight on the stub of the dildo and grabbed my cock. I squirmed on the dildo, mashing the bananas still more, and grooved on the load I had in my guts. In seconds I came with a wild banshee yell. Yeee haaa!

That was good fun.

Getting rid of the load I'd put up my guts was fun too, and none of the usual stink!

Bananas -- they're not just for breakfast anymore.