Swezeytown Sum-Times

My Mother's Uncle, H. Leake - killed in a railroad accident!
He has nothing to do with The Swezeytown Sum-Times
(not a recent photo)

Volume 0 - Number 0 - January 1, 2006

"Sum-Times - we get it right!"

The virtual news service for the virtual world.

Breakin' News

The film classic "Breakin' 2 - Electric Bugaloo" will not be aired tonight.

Regular Features

"Righty" Tighty and "Lefty" Lucy

Spin to the right - spin to the left - the whirl makes me dizzy!

Old fashioned reporter - always looking for a drink and a dame - but he always gets the story - well at least as often as anyone else around here.

From the Archives

Old Political Jokes

As best as we can remember them.

The Day Nothing Happened

Transcripts from the 24/7 news coverage of the day nothing happened.

"The future won't last - the past didn't." - Our Founder

As a result of recent mergers and acquisitions, the Swezeytown Sum-Times full name is:
The Swezeytown Sum-Times Picayune Star Bee Gazette and Rocketeer,
a subsidiary of the Network News Network Corporation.

Saint Hilarius reigned as Pope from 461 to 468. He was succeeded by Saint Simplicius.

Return to Swezey Main Page